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[therealmarajade]

Meme stolen from edeainfj and elfnut:

First, write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer the questions. You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.

1) Mara Jade
2) Luke Skywalker
3) Harry Potter
4) Ron Weasley
5) Hermione Granger
6) Ginny Weasley
7) Bill Weasley
8) Fleur Delacour
9) Remus Lupin
10) Sirius Black
11) Clark Kent
12) Lois Lane


Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Ginny/Clark. No, and I wouldn't be insterested: Ginny is Harry's and Clark is Lois'! And vice-versa (see previous post) XD

Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Ron Weasley? WON-WON? He is the hottest kid young man on the HP books! He WOULD be just behind Bill, but Bill is a grown-up Ron, and Bill was maimed(?) by Fenrir, so Ron is #1! I still love Bill, though, like Fleur. :)

What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Fleur pregnant with Lois baby?? LOL, ok, getting past the fact that this is IMPOSSIBLE, the kid born of both of them would be the most insufferable know-it-all/queen of perfection/beauty EVER! XD Quite impossible to live with.

Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
Remus? SURE! All CanisM work, and DeeDee's work, especially the former's "Out of the Woods" and the latter's "Extra! Extra!" OH, and Honeychurch and Lallybroch's "The Unknown Want"

Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Luke and Ginny. Not considering the age different, they would TOTALLY WORK! Why? Well, it's funny, actually...once I started having plot bunnies about a fic where Mara was Molly's long lost sister (to cut the story short) and that Harry was Luke's equivalent and Ginny was Mara's, because I saw similarities between their personalities, so, yes, Luke/Ginny could work. Minus the age difference, of course! ;)

Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Hermione with Remus or Sirius. Hum. Can't we have all three of them? Like in musesfool's "Three Tequila"? ;) No? Ok, then Remus, because they are both studious and bookworms.

What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
If Bill caught Luke having sex with Lois Lane, and WROTE about it, I would be interested in reading it. And Lois would be the first woman to have CLOSE encounters of the 3rd? 4th? 5th? kind with TWO aliens! XD

Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Harry and Sirius? Ok, definitely not my kind of ship, but it would involve a lot - and I mean A LOT - of angsty Harry (can we handle anymore angsty!Harry??) over Sirius' death.

Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
MARA and FLEUR? No, nope, not possible.

Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Bill/Lois. Hum. Bill conforts her after Clark goes to Krypton to try finding other survivors, and HE DOES NOT GET HER PREGNANT! (again, see my previous post! XD)

What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Ron to deflower Mara? He would have to be older, and perhaps a Sith Lord as well! XD

Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Bill Weasley? Yep, I think so.

Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Harry? WHO DOESN'T? XD (though I think there are a few)

Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Clark? Yeah, a couple of people write him. And Clark/Lois. :)

Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Luke/Ron/Hermione. Hum. Kinky. The Master and the apprentices? LOL! XD But no, no one writes it.

What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Sirius would of course scream "REMUS!" or "MOONY!"

If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
Fleur Delacour. Hum...*thinks and searchs lyrics she can't remember*...Aerosmith's "Angel".

If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Mara/Ginny/Lois? MAN, that is so NOT possible and SO disturbing! AND the three being as stubborn and strong-willed as they are...I would warn its readers - probably all male - that it wouldn't be satisfying because the girls probably wouldn't want to "colaborate"...XD

What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
How would Luke pick up SIRIUS? LOL, and when I was thinking this couldn't get worst/funnier! XD But Luke doesn't know pick-up lines. Not good ones anyway. Mara falling on his lap was sheer dumb luck the Force at work!! XD

When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Hermione? The day before yesterday. It was a H/G fic, but it also had R/H. :)

What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
Ginny? Hum...red eyes and a snake-like face? XD

Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Clark shagging REMUS? LOLOLOLOL, NO WAY! Not sober and not drunk! Btw, I think his metabolism prevents him from being drunk! ;)

If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Harry and BILL? OMG, my meme is 99% SLASH! XD Ok...Bill would, because he is older and sexier. ;P

"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.

Mara and Remus are in a happy relationship until Remus suddenly runs off with Ron. Mara, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Clark and a brief unhappy affair with Lois, then follows the wise advice of Hermione and finds true love with Harry.
Title: "Fandoms collide"
Three readers: Geez...Dee, Marta and Moa! I dunno, this is WAY too weird a fic! XD
Writer: louisemcgregor! XD

How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
BILL/FLEUR *IS* CANON! AND I COULDN'T BE HAPPIER! XD